A fork of Rural Dictionary
A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.
To destroy an original song by producing a poor quality cover version of it, i.e., "smothering" the original song.
1: That Eric Clapton band did a cover smother of Layla, it made my eardrums bleed.
2: Not another electronica dance cover smother of a Muse song!
When your girl sits on your face, smothering you, reaching back with one hand and jerks your dong like a stick shift in a nascar.
My girl was so horny last night, she jumped on my face and gave me the NASCAR Smother
Don't knock something before you try it.
John:"i don't think that idea would work jim, its too boring"
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."