A fork of Rural Dictionary
A state of serene reverie bordering on sleep, often induced in hours following lunchtime.
“Kyle sometimes naps in his cubicle when battling the afternoon drowsies, especially if he was up late chatting with Rebecca.”
When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.
Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)
“I must’ve ate something rough last night, I had an Afternoon Delight on my way to the farm”
The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage
I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea
When you for forget the term for lunch and you desperately need to use that word.
"Hey, wanna go out for uh, what's it called?, Afternoon breakfast"
"Excuse me, what?"
The Afternoon is a song by Lemon Demon that slaps. No it KILLS.
person: what's your favorite Lemon Demon song?
me: The Afternoon! it's in the View-Monster album.
When Jake let’s Timmy out of his dwelling.
“Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”
That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.
A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!