Country Dictionary

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Pez dispenser

A tool to throw away bubbles

Oh man, did you that old pez dispenser Bob…. it’s doesn’t disown se sh*t man…. I’m telling you…

by pezdispesor September 24, 2022

Pez Dispenser

A partner that inserts drugs in your arse with there tongue

I need a Pez Dispenser to party with

by devious, kink, fetish September 26, 2021

Pez dispenser

Someone who sells pills
Or the guy at the rave who just hands out ecstasy

I need to get high,
Hit up the human pez dispenser

by Slightysativa April 27, 2024

Meth Pez-Dispenser

A Psychiatrist.
Named after their tendency to give out what is essentially meth (see: Adderall)

psychiatrist: *gives perscription for adderall*
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(

by apocalypse rising super fan #1 December 02, 2023

Pez Quadro

Spanish - translates as Square fish. Sealed rectangular containers containing contraband and a GPS beacon are put in the sea so that, by using reliable ocean currents, they wash up on shore in another country. Commonly used by trafficantes to send cocaine from Venezuela and Colombia to the Costa Maya in Mexico.

1) I saw the army helicopter sweep the beach today looking for pez quadro.
2) I found a pez quadro washed up on the beach yesterday and got the hell rid of it. Who needs to be gutted and cleaned by the trafficantes.

by Cojit8 May 11, 2012