Country Dictionary

The act of putting your whole mouth around the rim of a pint glass and slamming back the beer. The sudden rush of beer in your mouth will cause your checks to expand like a blowfish.

That girl has a huge mouth. I bet she could blowfish a beer easily.

It's when you put your balls on a girls eye sockets and then blow a load in her mouth and her cheeks puff out.

"Things got so kinky last night she asked me to give her an Arabian Blowfish

To play the bagpipes.

The kilted man said to the other kilted man: "I've never told you this, but I would love to hoot the blowfish someday."

When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.

Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”

Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”

Sucking a bum hole backwards in florida

Johnny gave me a reverse blowfish last weekend!

Is something a good time, or a waste of time.

Hootie: a good time

Blowfish: a waste of time

Hootie or blowfish can be defined as either being a good time (the hootie) or a waste of time (the blowfish).

Ay Jimmy, I just asked this girl out and we’re going to the movies next weekend, not sure if she’s gonna be hootie, or the blowfish...

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.

I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.