A fork of Rural Dictionary
Elden Ring's obligatory not-outright-evil-but-still-an-asshole character. Goes outside once in the entire game, spends the rest of it in his office, reading. Snarky, impatient, and cocky.
Why does Gideon Ofnir have to be such a dick?
When you’re walking up stairs behind someone that’s significantly taller than you and they purposely pull down there pants exposing a potentially hairy nut sack into your field of vision.
Yo, did you just do a cheeky Giddeon
Lol, is water blue! Yes
I’ve been cheeky Gideon’d, GG