A fork of Rural Dictionary
Unsuspecting person: I want a pet! Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.) Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel! News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
A cute furry potato as what people say although it is toxic to them
Did you know GUINEA pigs poop 20 times an hour?!
basically a series/collection of japanese gore movies. All containing blood, mutilation, murder, and torture. I do not recommend watching it, it is very graphic and contains lots and lots of gore. You have been warned (there are 6 movies in there)
person 1: Have you seen the guinea pig movies? That is some sick stuff person 2: Yeah.. Yikes, that was really bad person 1: Agreed..
A small girl taking a huge dick
That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.
I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.
A german way of saying to shag someone's girlfriend when the other person's streaming
Alright guys, I'm gonna be feeding the guinea pig soon,brb.
Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me) ...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)