A fork of Rural Dictionary
Performing stimulation by burying ones face in an anus and motorboating with your lips
After receiving a ride home from the night club, Jordan repaid his driver with a Chinaman's muffler in the back lane.
When after engaging a girl in anal sex, she proceeds to spray diarrhea all over you. It is actually a mix of semen and feces which has an odor similar to very old muffler grease.
I was butt-fucking Pamela after she ate 3 steak soft tacos. Right when I thought things were cool, she blew her dirty muffler all over my cheast. I'll never eat mexican food before sex again.
Having several sexually transmitted diseases at the same time.
Lana has a blue waffle, a purple sock, the clap, the drip, and crabs at the same time. So Lana has a Rainbow Muffler.
The act of a girl lying on her back and mashing her boobs together while her significant other sits on them and farts.
Once she got her breast augmentation, it really created a higher pitched sound when I gave her a boob muffler.
Verb; The act of ramming your vehicle into the rear end of another vehicle at a considerable speed.
-"Damn, that guy was going pretty fast when he hit you"
-"Yeah, he muffler fucked me pretty bad"
Someone who goes to either car or motorcycle meets and waits for a ride. Usually females are known to hang out. Resembles a groupie just hangs out for the atmosphere and ride.
Hey Matt you see those muffler sniffers? I bet one of the would ride bitch on ur bike.
Doing a girl from behind with a wedge of cheese stuffed in her mouth, a High Life in your hand and your brat in her ass.
After a long day working at the brewery, I got back to the double wide and the old ball and chain wouldn't stop bitching so I gave her the ole Wisconsin Muffler!