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three way couple

there is a boy that two girls like and he likes them both

he is in a three way couple

by weiami October 03, 2017

Mitosis Three Way

A euphemism to describe a particular investment partnership involving three individuals where 1 party's investment is 50% of the total and the other party's investments are 25% of the total, each. Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.

Got a connect that'll do a QP for $700 so split that in a mitosis three way with the bois and I'm getting an O for $175 which is way under budget this month

by blub blub mcgee January 21, 2021

Hand cranked three-way

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.

Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.

by Dusty Rackleford June 10, 2023

Three-Way Bingo

A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.

Tess Holliday is a Three-Way Bingo.

by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. December 11, 2023

Three Way Blowout

The act of Cummings, shitting, and sneezing at the same time.

I almost died last night when that girl forced me into a Three Way Blowout

by Blowout Guru August 02, 2021

Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.

Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?

by HoldenTudix May 06, 2023

Three-way 3000

The act of sexual intercourse between two humans and a sexbot

My girlfriend and I had a three-way 3000 with my sexbot.

by Admiral Dolvalski February 20, 2018