A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sex position which consists of holding a girl upside down in a hand stand in the Atlantic ocean while eating her out
See also west coast wash
I met with this chick at the beach, we did an East coast feast
A say used by people who live on the East coast of America to express superiority over people from elsewhere in terms to time zones differences, cultural differences, weather differences, etc. This is because the East coast and EST timezone are the chads of geography and time.
Brit: " We'll begin a noon."
East coast guy 1: "*7am"
East coast guy 2: "East coast gang"
East coast guy 1: "East coast gang"
Give me a half bushel of large covered in some east coast glitter
Old Bay Seasoning used on everything eaten by Marylanders. Specifically maryland blue crabs.
Give me a half bushel of larges covered in some east coast glitter
An extended and over the top birthday celebration common among the upper echelon east coast white girl.
Becky: Are you going to Lisa’s birthday party?
Nicole: I heard she’s flying all her friends to Iceland
Becky: that girl knows how to have an East coast birthday
When a girl has diarrhea and shits herself and you let it dry and then put grape jelly around her anus and eat it out while watching the sunset on the beach
Guy: I’m hungry asf!
Girl: do you want a east coast uncrustable?
Guy: oh shit yeah I have some grape jelly in my bag!
Girl: ok hehe well I just shit all over myself and it’s crusted over
Guy: perfect and suns just setting!
A girl who is naturally pretty without the artifice of superficial L.A. culture. Her beauty resides in what God gave her, not the nip and tuck of a knife.
Damn! That girl is an east coast ten.