A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you get a bit excited and then cream your undies.
Dude! that chick was so hot i creamed my undies just looking at her.
Keeping it real to the mutha-fuckin' core. Dogs sometimes exhibit poo poo ness when they look at bathtubs...yo. bitches eat poo on young jewish camels
yo, where is the nearest poo poo undies convenience shop...git 'r dun
inter-hot-undies is when you sit too long using the internet and your undies end up jammed.
OH! I'm so uncomfortable, after sitting here for 3 hours using the internet my "inter-hot-undies" are in a jam.
Kiwi (New Zealand) and Aussie (Australian) slang expressing frustration in an amusing way - as in for something that's really close but isn't quite there yet and would really annoy you because of it (is often used in Murphy's Law situations)
Sally: I only needed 1 more white shirt, but they've all sold out in my size! Mary: Oh, "Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!" Sally: Haha yeah - couldn't find any of them either! Bob: I only needed 2% more to take the village over! John: Oh! Wouldn't that just rip ya undies! Bob: lol totally
Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.
Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry