A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dick that is too big to enjoy everyday, but need once in awhile
It's fun to enjoy a vacation dick when you don't have your normal boyfriend dick
When you have sex with a extremely large dick and can't do it more than a few times a year as opposed to boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. I can't sit down right now.
A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.
He was hot and had a vacation dick. I'd give it a ride a time or two.
Dick that you don't want anyone to know about or would not like to be a regular occurrence for falacio or penetration.
"I had vacation dick with an African-American man when I went to Nigeria", exclaimed Sally
A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.
The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.
A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.
"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"
A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!