Country Dictionary

When a man ejaculates on a man or women’s neck creating the appearance of a pearl necklace.

“Dude! I totally pearled Sally last night. She looked classy AF.”

a perfect blunt

shi you pearled that hoe, good job

Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent autograph hounds, the unemployed or virgins that chase clout instead of women

Damn bro Juan Soto pearled my baseball. Short signature under the Rawlings Logo

Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent unemployed autograph hounds that chase clout instead of women

Damn bro Juan Soto pearled my baseball. Short signature under the Rawlings Logo

To fuse the spilt cigarillo with a light er after spilling it and removing guts

He pearled the blizzy by using the lighter

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

When your Jaw gets tired from blowing your way to the top

Hey babe, My Jaw is tired, how about you give me some power pearls