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A devout follower of the Christian church, "militant" meaning that life is a battle and Heaven of the Eternal Triumph
A devout Christian is a church militant
The most ballsy man in the world
Person 1: Dude you are so ballsy Person 2: You mean I'm being a "Harry Church"? Person 1: Yes
Hot, sexy, big balls very sweet kind-hearted 6ft 8 and black
Person 1: Oh do you know a "Harry Church" Person 2: Yeah I do they are so awesome and funny!
All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!" Hym "Then why is it not doing that?" A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever." Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..." A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you." Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?" A muffin "Correct." Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?" A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place. After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church: Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups." Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure." Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight." Bro 2: "Spooky..."