A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie? Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.
A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long? I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.
"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?" "Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"