A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches
Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby
Someone with large teeth who likes to steal boyfriends/girlfriends they are a grass beaver because they have a tendency to talk to you as if they are your friend but eventually end up helping your boyfriend/girlfriend cheat on you with them or other people. These people also have a tendency to denie it when you confront them about it. Watch out for grass beavers at all costs.
Watch out for that grass beaver.
A term used for a small penis, usually on a white male.
Jemma: So Sarah, did you give Chad that blowjob?
Sarah: Nah, he had too much of a grass snake
When someone assumes that life will be better without a person however it clearly is not
(Ex relationship)
Guy: I’m so lonely I miss you
Girl: so the grass ain’t greener then (without me)
A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!