A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you ain't bangin, You ain't gaining.
Guy 1: After drinking this bang energy drink I can't stop sweating.
Guy 2: Sounds like you have a case of the Stand Sweats
A person who is the last one standing, or sitting... or sleeping. Basicly it's just being the last one who is alive at the time.
Person 1: I'M THE LAST ONE STANDING
Person 2: *Shoots person 1* "No.. I am.".
.. What a badass
When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
Erik Sierra's favorite sex position.
Erik Sierra always wanted to use standing missionary, but never could because he can't get pussy.
Phrasal verb.
To stand by means to be a lazy ass just hanging around, waiting for something to happen while everyone else is busting their balls. It's like being a useless spectator in a shitshow, just watching the chaos unfold without lifting a finger.
An example of ''to stand by'':
For example, if your friend’s getting their face punched in at a bar and you’re just standing by, you’re basically saying, “I’m too chicken to help, but I’ll watch the show.”
Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!
Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."
Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.
"This is some good shit man"
"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"
"Uhh...... yeah?"
"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"