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it’s a person who is this close 🤌to falling off the edge of humanity and then become friends

How’s my edge buddy doing?

Not great
Same

When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.

I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.

To make an edge sharp like a snake.

Used grinding stone to get the sword tuned to a Smithers edge

1.)when something is not going as planed
2.) when something is almost pleasureful

1.) "dang female, this plan sure is some ridged edges"

2.) " Chad was very ridging the edges last night in bed!"

When someone is a gay edgelord

Bro, I might start Gaying x edging

Close to the end of one season, when you get a day or two of weather typical of the upcoming season.

Yesterday was below freezing, today it's 30 degrees warmer and sunny. Tomorrow is back to cold temperatures. I'm tired of this Seasonal Edging.

Stealing 949.99$ from target because they wont take action until you steal more then that.

Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items

Bro:OMG it worked tysm!

Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target