Country Dictionary

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secret shopper

Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.

Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny

absolute god/unit, most annoying thing on planet (almost, the British tiger is more)

my man, what's good Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny

by SecretAgentDashingDerpyBunny August 20, 2020

Secret Santa

When you play in your class and you tell everyone else but the person u got

If I got Josh for Secret santa I tell everyone else who I got except him

by LoliMadeThisNow December 12, 2017

Secret Santa

Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.

The Mandela effect is Secret Santa.

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

Secret Santa

The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.

We are doing secret santa again this year. Oh great, another buttplug then.

by Quixand October 06, 2017

Secret Santa

Christmas is an annual christian celebration of Christ's birth on the 25th of December! Secret Santa is a event that is held at Christmas. It will need 3 or more people. Each player will receive another players name. Then a player will have to purchase/give something for the player they've been given before the 25th of December! That player has the choice to choose anything for the player they was given.

Player 1 received a lump of coal off player 5 this year for Secret Santa.

by littlebigx July 20, 2019