A fork of Rural Dictionary
Somebody who gets exponentially less attractive as you get closer.
Danny immediately realized that he'd hit a tube lure.
To search through youtube for samples for hip hop beats alternative to crate digging
Aye I was tube digging last night and I came across a great frank Zappa piece for this beat I was making
The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.
I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.
A person who finds extreme pleasure in riding a penis.
Hey Look at Jim go! I always knew he was a Tube Jockey!
A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.
John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.