A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you sit on a chair and your crush pulls your pants down and sucks you like a popsicle
Man my crush came over today and the Chair acheivment was unlocked
When a person, usually a female, puts their bodies in a position to where it almost looks like they are sitting on a chair and takes a picture. But, it is an invisible chair because no chair is actually present.
synonym: poppin it out
"Ew did you see Shellys pic she put on sc? There's nothing!!!"
"I know, she's just sitting on an invisible chair"
A person everyone in class, who's existence is ignored. They are usually the last person to be picked into groups (often the teacher choses groups for them). They may be gone for days without being noticed, often sit in the lunch table by themselves and sit in the corner of the class. They are often the most nice people with the most interesting stories to share and its a shame they are often ignored. Invisible chairs are not losers, they just enjoy the company of themselves.
Teacher: Class, Mel doesn't have a group
Class: Who's Mel?
Mel: I'm just an invisible chair
Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW
Support George Floyd protests 2020
Can’t breathe : yellow chair for floyd
When a man is leaning on the wall like he's sitting on a chair and the girl sits on him and jumps up and down...
Its a sex positon...
Look the couple is busting out the man chair.
Often used in conjunction with the bi community to hint or symbolize that someone is bisexual.
Secretive Bi Guys on Tinder: "Can we sit together on the froggy chair and hold hands👉👈"