A fork of Rural Dictionary
the tax for sinning. it's literally in the name, what do you mean i'm wrong?! it's the 'sin-tax'. the tax you have to pay for sinning- don't look at me like that! you know i'm right, you're just jealous i'm the one who has the balls to say it!
"Oooh, someone's gonna have to pay the sin-tax~"
the tax that the christian church puts (or used to put) when they whould like to repent (or when they are dying)
guy: i think i am dying
church: you sinned, that's double sin tax since you didin't repent since 1999
When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"
Extra money paid purely for the vibes
“Should we go to that dinner place that everyone takes pics at?”-Jack
“We could, but we’d have to pay the vibe tax.”-Deepti
The price you pay for the privilege of being queer. Often manifests itself in the form of IBS.
“Oh sorry about my stomach gurgling, thats just the price I pay for being gay. The gay tax if you will.”
Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to