A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).
“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”
Or
“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”
“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
Alexandria Occasionally Cortez’ entire career in summary.
I pretended to be a victim in front of the Supreme Court Building, I’m political clout chasing just like AOC
A person with extremely strong political views who shoehorns said views into whatever post they see.
A political whore will find some way to insult Biden or Trump (depending on their views) on every single post they see, even if it's something that can't even be remotely misconstrued or interpreted as being political in any feasible way.
Person: *Posts a picture of an orange cat*
Retard: "Still has more brain cells than Trump"
Other person: "Can you shut the fuck up you political whore? Get a goddamn life ffs"
A political actor engaged in political theater.
Donald worshiper: Trump gon lock them groomers up!
Human: Roy Cohn was having gay sex with j Edgar Hoover and underage boys. Your orange Daddy is a political thespian.
New Jersey slang for literally just talking/having a conversation
Girl: You know we not doing nothing, right?
Guy: Well damn shawty, you thought I pulled up to chill? Politic it? We coulda did that on the phone!
What a douchebag calls it when they’re reminded that minorities exist
“Ugh this new movie is so bad it’s just woke propaganda virtue signalling political bs!” - Kevin, after watching Lightyear