A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Knob-Jockey is someone who jockeys a knob
Aiden - "I know how to ride cock like an absolute pro, I should be in porn, sad my penis is too small" Brad - "Your such a Knob-Jockey"
When a person/s are being stupid
“Stop being stupid you knob Jockey”
Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.
It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.
The act of groping a door knob.
John was known as the knob fondler in high school.
When after a night of too much powdered substances your penis becomes slightly shrivelled and harder to find
Fucking hell mate I've got a bad case of sniffers knob today
To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.
Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!! Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy
When you are putting a hold on proceeding with plans because you are having to wait on someone to catch up (i.e. Holding down the elevator door open button for the slower movers of the group).
Jordan: Why are you so late? Jim: Sorry, I had to thumb the knob for Beth cause she needed to finish her show.