Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

fanny eyed

It is the look that you get when you have scranned a zoot pastel.

wow your fanny eyed you lad.

by mobeena_113 February 03, 2021

Dirt eyed

When someone gives you a rude look

someone dirt eyed me yesterday all day

by Honeyy_bear January 26, 2019

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

Ei mon

One who is very unique and fun to be with, always concerned, one that you will have unconditional love for.

OMG! Dude you're lucky to have Ei Mon

by deep love December 25, 2016

GOOG EYED

Goog eyed is that look you get when some demented shit be happening right infrona you
It can also denote the opposite...

"DAMN NIGGA you goog eyed; you googley"

by GOOG GOOGERSON July 26, 2024

One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠

The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.

by Whatholes August 10, 2021

Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.

Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.

by The guy with the words August 15, 2018