Country Dictionary

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*spits*

Another source of language between two or more homosapiens, that bring out the truth in their non verbal dialogue.

Guy 1: Hey what are you doing today?
Guy 2: *spits*
Guy 1: Yeah bro same.
Guy 1: *SPITS*
Guy 2: *Spits*
*Both spit at same time*

by *Spit* March 29, 2022

spit it out it dont belong to you

When you nutt in a chicks mouth and she has to spit it in the girl mouth next to her

Spit it out it dont belong to you, give it to jamie

by Squig9669 February 20, 2018

Jizz Spit

When a person performs oral sex and then hooks up with another person

Brandon:"Hey man, I just hooked up with Racheal "

Kyle:"Oh no, she blew Justin before that, she gave you jizz spit"

by Decepticrust November 01, 2015

Lemur spit

Lemur (Scientific name: Lemuroidea;

From Latin meaning lemures (plural) or ‘spirits of the dead’) - a species found in Madagascar

Lemur spit: a magical secret ingredient found in energy drinks.

"Did you read the blog on the new energy drink?"
'Yea, I brought 3 cases. It's sooo good! The lemur spit gives it extra zip.'

by RVAJackRabbit October 01, 2015

Spit on a ginger day

October 19 is NATIONAL Spit on a ginger day:

More like a birthday for them this is the species FAVOURITE HOLIDAY. So when you see a random ginger, or your friends (even though i dont undestand why u would be friends with the creatures) just spit on them or in their mouths :)

Hey it’s national spit on a ginger day

Huuuackkk puuu
*ginger running away with bruises and spit dripping down their face*

by G1NGER HATER October 14, 2021

spitting fudge

When you are past turtle heading a massive shit and it's spraying out of your arse.

Damn it I need to get to a toilet asap I'm spitting fudge here

by Matt Damon young April 17, 2017

Chocolate spit

mashing up shit and spitting it into your significant others mouth

Hey baby wanna chocolate spit?

by Jaden Mckenzie September 16, 2019