A fork of Rural Dictionary
Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.
Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
When a man and a women lay head to head and pee on each other
When a group of men gather together and designate one person in the group as their bitch. They then proceed to cover the bitch in oil and run a train of him. The aftermath leaves the bitch covered in oil and semen, the rest of the group then refer to him as the "oil pit".
Greg walked into the bosses office today and the boss man yelled out "there's my little oil pit".
The act of sharting while performing a reverse carwash.
"OMG i gave bree a Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change last night and she loved it"
When a Man does not bathe for a single month and then takes his collection of smegma and cooks it down into a saucepan until it turns to an oil-like fluid.
"Waitor": Hey chef, table 4 thought there wasn't enough dressing on the salad...so they sent it back.
"Chef": Oh ok, well ill just add some Dominican fish oil and see how they like it.