A fork of Rural Dictionary
When anyone has disrespected you in ANY kind of way, whether you caught your girlfriend cheating or some random chick has made a rude comment to you in a bar full of people. It usually with something getting broken and someone, besides the "crazy" person, bleeding from the ass whippin' they got.
An alternate meaning would be when a wild redneck gets drunk and attempts to do something outrageously stupid(because we have better sense when we're sober) that hardly ever ends well and is usually right after the person says "Hold my beer and watch this!"
Stacey got redneck crazy on that girl that came in here trying to act stupid! I bet she'll know next time!
Hank had to go to the hospital last night because he got redneck crazy and tried to use the power line as a zip line.
The sound a country boy makes when he vomits.
We caught Sean redneck yodeling off the deck after one too many PBR Extras's.
Typically a skinny and circumcised penis in which the skin before the helmet of the penis is red
"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"
"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"
A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.
I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.
Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.
my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.
A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!