A fork of Rural Dictionary
Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car
My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.
When someone owns a ferret and is named Thalia
Oh she deffo has ferret syndrome, look how pretty she is.
Main Entry: M·C·P·H syn·drome Pronunciation: Em-C-Pee-H sin-drome (whatever!) Function: noun Etymology: Mimiribian tribe, Lambnation, Joppetic code 1 : a group of signs and symptoms of getting out of the topic that occur together and characterize a particular abnormality or condition 2 : a set of concurrent things with regard to the discussion of the topic (as emotions or actions) that usually form an identifiable pattern, such that posters are getting out of hand. 3 : a phenomenon that is indicated by Mariah's TOPIC ALERT! 4 : an infection that is highly contagious.
One of the non-curable diseases that concerns the human race is the MCPH syndrome.