A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acronym that means “End Yo Sh!t” or eat it for real. I Don’t know lol just made it up today.
*sees random person* “EYS!”
Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)
...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)
A Girl who loves her BF especially younger one
More than anything else in the world
She is literally Pan ei Phyu when its come in Love
When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!
*Also known as poop sack*
Livet handler om to tette og ei badehette. Mange vil si det er selve meninga med livet.
Philosophical dude: Hey man, I often wonder what the meaning of this life is.
Orcacel: Let me enlighten you, it's to tette og ei badehette.