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What used to be a penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year and only used for peeing and the occasional masturbation session. First step to using viagra.

You have a pee-tube, that’s got to suck.

The ability for a female to keep her boobs perky. As if she were wearing an invisible tube top.

"Did you see Dixie's boobs?"
"Yeah, they looked different"
"I think she broke her Boob-Tube.. Her boobs are hanging down to her belly button!"

Ab experiment, it was a test tube baby; They used them as a test tube, their lives were turned into experiments.

1. I'm going to turn your life into a test tube
2. Those aren't his real parents he was a test tube baby, jane is barren.

Construction made of cardboard that can be folded without bending the cardboard

Bob: My dad showed me a hexaflexatrexa tube today. It was awesome!