A fork of Rural Dictionary
"lol Im a mega wanker"
"same lol"
The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who donât like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says âboys tripâ on his Facebook posts
Willy: You remember peanut?
Peter: Who?
Willy: Peanut
Peter: Awwww isnât he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his âmatesâ from grammar 8 years younger than him?
Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how heâs going now
Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker
Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.
This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan
Bimbo is indeed a true bloody wanker hes addicted to wanking to gay porn
Any lad with a mullet theyâre all wankers with the weirdest fantasies
Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party
Dude: He just came in
Bro: weâll now heâs wanking over I picture of my Nan
Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.
That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.