Country Dictionary

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Tit mask

When a guy lays down and has a woman flop
Her tits on his face

Sarah….i wanna lay down and have you tit mask me

by Spikeraider April 21, 2024

Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso March 01, 2012

Mask law

A law made by people, by humans just like every other human that wears a mask. A new way to try and lock someone up, just like trespassing laws are an older way of trying to lock someone up. It's not a good way for a business to do business, though it is a good way for a business to keep a few people from doing business there. That is, if it is just business, and it's not personal. If it is still just for a business to keep their Bill's paid, and nothing else.

The mask law was a new way to try and run a few people off, besides that masks reduced virus transmissions by, in the medical professionals and scientists own words, single digit percentages. There was essentially no good reason to lock somebody up for not having a mask on.

by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020

Mask effect

The effect of someone looking cuter with the mask on than with it off

“Wow Jennifer has a mask effect going on”!

by Mangolordd April 18, 2021

A Sparten mask

A Sparten mask is were you hang you nuts and penis over a women/men face and scream “THIS IS SPARTEN

I can’t wait to give my girls A Sparten mask

by L. O. L February 22, 2021

Zebra mask

A mask usually implying you are a homosexuel single man.

David broke up with Brian, I guess that’s why he is wearing a zebra mask today.

by Malcolm Ed LeWIs Nigel March 04, 2024

Louisiana face mask

When you bust on your sister's face and make her rub it In like a face mask

Man, last night was so fun I gave my sister a Louisiana face mask

by Bloodthirsty60 March 20, 2024