A fork of Rural Dictionary
a cop who abuses the rights of minorities
Denise: carl is a racist crooked cop
Nate: I know he said he likes to pick up blacks on friday so they cant see a judge until monday so they have to sit there the entire weekend
other examples of carl's racial crookedness includes planting crack cocaine on minorities and always clearing all warrants of minorities
When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it
I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk
When a woman cop wears a bulletproof vest too tight and her boobs hang out the side.
“Bro, I was so distracted by her cop boob that I couldn’t even nab that perp.”
ACAB Cop Caller
Some cuck that is all super anti-police, mainly all BLM and LGBT but can be anything anti police, after claiming they are anti police call the police on EVERYTHING cuz they are snitch ass pussies. Shout out to @realbayareamemes on ig
ACAB Cop Caller: FUCK THE POLICE! ABOLISH THE POLICE.
Person: Jaywalks*
ACAB Cop Caller: OMG OMG ITS A CRIME FUCK FUCK 911! 911!!! HE IS DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL NOTICE ME NOTICE ME!
An area with a high police presence.
Don’t drink and drive if you’re going downtown, those are Cop Infested Waters.
a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations possible ( by accident or on purpose ) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex.
The sheriff made it impossible for a citizen to report a crime because he told his deputies to not pay attention to no parking signs for his friends. He cop-blocked me.