A fork of Rural Dictionary
Word used to describe a female who makes your penis move in an extremely sexual way.
William: "Did you go to that party last night?" Sebastian: "Yeahhh man! Did you see Beatrix? What a Knob Twitch!!!"
The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!
Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful
Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).
Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.
A person who acts like a dick whilst jumping around in a flap(mood).
Stop acting like a knob shandy
When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.
That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!
A massive set of bollocks used as an insult in British culture
A massive set of bollocks on you lad Guy-1 hey did you see what Matt has Guy-2 no I haven’t what is it Guy-1 he’s got a massive knob sack