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Big Tech

Coined by President Donald Trump, refers to social media and internet-based companies such as Facebook, Twitter, and Google and their (potential) abuse of power. These companies have platforms that are very popular. Thus, have the ability to swap public opinions by means of censoring and promoting certain topics.

Guy: Yo I just got banned from Reddit for saying pineapple doesn't belong on pizza after Spez said we have to accept different opinions.

Friend: Big tech at it again.

by Sazuri November 12, 2020

flute tech.

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!

damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder

by flute tech. February 06, 2009

Computer tech class

Your favorite class where you get to see the baddie teach the class and teach you about technology.

Yo! I can't wait to go Riz the computer tech class teacher she is so bad!

by TJMcurry September 23, 2022

tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a heady brew of opinion and speculation.

We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.

by greatdeep January 30, 2024

tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.

We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.

by January 30, 2024

Janky Tech

using any add-on like a USB controller or USB mouse on an unlikely device like an android tablet.

Dude, you should've seen the looks I got when people say the Janky Tech I had. It was hilarious!

by DerpBlerpMcGee October 04, 2017

Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.

That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.

by BitcoinBill January 06, 2018