A fork of Rural Dictionary
Opposite of Ball Cockin; Cock Ballin is when your penis tip is hanging passed your scrotum.
kooman: “forgot to turn the fan on last night bro i woke up hangin and swangin”
jewman: “bro same i might’ve even been cock ballin”
Used for when someone goes too far out of line (Pulled from "Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)
Todd:"What? Im not afraid to hit a girl."
Scott:"That's it! You Cocky Cock! You will pay for your crimes against humanity!"
A totally random dude who thinks his opinions outweigh all others, making him somehow better than anyone, but really he's just a troll in expensive shoes living off someone else's money.
Dude thinks he's so wise with the way he loves dumping his opinion everywhere, but we all know he's a cock-a-doodle douchebag.
A place to put ones male genitalia, in a woman's mouth. You holster your "gun" there. Put your cock in the holster.
She loves giving BJ's. She is a real cock holster.
A cock holster is the mouth of someone who is bitching
Quit bitching before I smack you in your cock holster
A one size fits all Orpheus that allows ones dick to be parked for an unlimited period of time.
Richard yells to his girlfriend to quit running her cock holster.
One who's sole purpose is to be a receptacle for cock
Her singular existence on earth is to be a cock holster whether it's in her mouth, vag, hands, or anus.