A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cancers are highly intuitive, and their psychic abilities manifest in tangible spaces: For instance, Cancers can effortlessly pick up the energies of a room. These crabs are highly sensitive to their environments, as well as extremely self-protective.
Bully: your a cancer omg! Your gonna get cancer! The girl who has the zodiac sign cancer runs off crying
Cancer is Jake paul so if you watch jake paul you have cancer
Bro I just watched jake paul
Me: I'm sorry I'll plan your funeral if you onto survive the jake paul cancer
Basically anything that basic white girls consume or use.
Jocelyn: "You up for some Starbucks?"
Simon: "Hell no. Starbucks is so fucking cancerous."
The term everyone uses for something that's incredibly edgy until someone they knows gets it.
Guy 1: Did you see that new Logan Paul video?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty cancerous wasn't it
Guy 3: hey did you guys here that guy 4 got cancer?
Guy 1: shit sorry I didn't know...
A cancer is a zodiac sign that is extremely scatterbrained. These signs are very wild and outrageous. Most people think that this sign is awfully quiet but their wrong. A cancer would do any dare, they are very daring and they love to take risks. They like to dance and sing too. Most things these signs talk about are very weird or interesting. Some people don’t even understand what they talk about. They also are very lazy when it comes to chores but when something fun comes up, they are up and ready to go! They love their friends and enjoy hanging out with random people they don’t even know. Never mess with a cancer because they can become very emotional, their anger issues will rise and you won’t be able to walk anymore!
Boy: I SWEAR GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW U CANCER
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*