A fork of Rural Dictionary
mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.
Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!
Spirit ball is the advanced version of the popular drinking game "Beer Pong".
All the rules are the same, the only change is that instead of using beer you play with hard liquor (spirits)... with the same quantity of liquid. Usually you can only play one game.
"Hey man, wanna play Beer Pong?"
"How about some Spirit Ball?!"
"Hell yeah! Let's get smashed!"
the tonsils
man, my throat hurts! does your throat balls hurt????
It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....
Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated
Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D
Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!
The act of men named Pat fishing for compliments
I will get a big fish and a 4 star ball.
The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.
Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
A competition done by only the most fearsome and daring of them all, a group of men race to see how many braids they can make out of their ballsack hair in under a minute, world record holder with 27 braids done by “Goh fuhr ah poh” in 1856 Live in Japan.
I bet you can beat my Ball braiding record of 3 braids broski