Country Dictionary

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Ol' Columbus Handshake

A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.

Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.

by Shank Bonein June 29, 2023

Big ol boi

A line of cocaine

Yo John I left a big ol boi in the kitchen for you

by Medium John August 29, 2023

Ole wyoming salute

Tackling someone and ejaculating on their stomach

“If we can’t come to a solution I’m gonna have to give ya the ole Wyoming salute.”

by Dirk-in-a-box December 17, 2017

the ol' Italian Switcheroofie

the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges

originated from Italy switching sides in the war

-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.

by Cosbirius May 20, 2020

Ol Bin laden

When you blow a huge load of semen into a girl's eye, giving her a black eye.

Oh, I gave her the Ol Bin Laden last night!

by Jaytbar1127 May 03, 2011

the ol' snacktable

Using your spouse's body to store snacks for later consumption in bed.

After I got the T.V., Toaster Oven, and kegerator all I was missing was the ol' snacktable as she is at work and will not be home until later.

by stanforth December 07, 2010

Ole Philip Monstad

A very handsome man with much pussy and a huge dick he is known to be olesuper123 and he will dominate every pussy in his path!

Look out Ole Philip Monstad is going to dominate ur pussy!

by Brorenmin123 July 29, 2022