A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase to use when someone says some dumb shit and you don’t wanna argue wit em no more
Person 1: “Ur really insecure. My ex would never talk to me like that”
Person 2: “Type shi”
Type shit but better and more hip, cool, and relatable. Also a fun way to spice up your vernacular.
Imma get a snail and name him franklin type snizzy.
when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin
Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat
Types of atheists include:
- The "No Proof" Atheist - The most basic type of atheist. They believe there is no way to decisively prove that there is a God. By far the easiest one to talk to and have an intelligent discussion with.
- The "Bible is Horrible" Atheist - Uses the argument that the Bible has some content that's very uncomfortable to read. This is generally considered to be the weakest argument, because many verified events throughout history are pretty awful. History is not supposed to make you happy.
- The "Religious Trauma" Atheist - A person who identifies with atheists due to horrible experiences with religious people, extremists, bigots etc.
- The "World is Horrible" Atheist - Believes that because so many atrocities occur with no problem, that many evil people live long lives and get away with it all while good people die horrible deaths at a young age, etc. there must be no God.
- The "Leave Me Alone" Atheist - Angry about religious people who try to shove their views down everyone's throats. Usually related to Religious Trauma Atheist. Generally considered the most acceptable reason to be an atheist (besides "No Proof".)
- The "Absolutely Insufferable" Atheist - All of the above, and quite literally allergic to religious people, these atheists go out of their way to tear religion down at every opportunity. Most likely a Religious Trauma Atheist taken to pretty nasty extremes. Or just a dickhead. Commonly found on the Internet, especially Reddit.
A kind of shirt (ususally an over-shirt) that with time will sag or move to one side, thus causing one to have to keep pulling it back to the other side like a type-writer. This happens most commonly with girls as some shirts will move to one side as it flows, but gets stuck on a boob.
Guy: Hey, you've got some type-writer action going on.
Girl: Ugh! I know, this shirt is so annoying, but cute!
An aortic dissection that involves the ascending aorta
Nancy: Jenny is such a dumb slut she just faked a Stanford type A Aortic Dissection to get with jarred!
Sisyphus Type; Keep misspelling a word.
"Yo dud I just got a gf"
"*dud"
"*dud"
"*dude"
"Sisyphus Type, Lol"