A fork of Rural Dictionary
Goofy ass hobo, that plays too much valorant and loves minors actually a geek; man grinds anime like it's eating breakfast every morning. Goofy kid.
Oh look it's Masked Everplague again, getting carried by some 12 year old, interesting...
The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!
I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms
The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!
I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms
Unloading cum into one's asshole then having them shit it out onto your face. Then wearing said concoction on your face.
"Man I can't wait for Jessica to shit my cum on my face to give me a good ole South Georgia Mud Mask"
Slang for the popular LGBTQ+ hookup app Grindr
A: So how'd you spend your summer?
B: Oh, I mostly just slept and scrolled through the Mask App every once in a while.
A: Ah...
The look on someone's face who is keeping their composure despite the fuckery they are enduring; the composed face of a person who hasn't quite been pissed off to the point that they blow up at someone
Fast food workers have to maintain their composure and don their best subcritical mask when dealing with the river of stupidity spewing from the mouths of Karens and Kevins daily
the effect of a surgical mask getting caught on your chapped or sunburnt lips, mimicking the hook and loop effect of Velcro. People may have experienced this for the first time during the pandemic when they had to wear a face mask out in public after getting sunburnt, and the peeling skin on their lips kept getting caught on their generic surgical mask. Accutane users understand. Cloth masks may not yield the same effect.
“Why do you keep adjusting your mask?”
“I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”