A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sport in which its diehard fans are completely self-righteous and dilusional. With that aside, soccer is an excellent sport that requires extreme stamina and coordination. Soccer (as with any other sport due to differing skill sets) should not be considered a superior or inferior form of sport.
Soccer fans in the USA front aggrogance about soccer to hide their envy of the NFL's popularity.
the worlds greatest and most played sport. if you were to place a television in front of every person in the world and give them the choice to watch the world cup or the super bowl, every non American would choose the world cup along with numerous Americans. Soccer is the only sport that actually has a world championship. (baseball comes close but it sucks so it cant win)
soccer the WORLD CUP not the fucking super bowl thats only watched for commercials
Something little boys play until they are able to put on pads and play football like a man.
The soccer player met me on the gridiron now he is in the hospital.
a sport that americans will never embrace because it is one of the worst sports ever. though better than american football, it is 1000x worse than lacrosse, because lacrosse is a true american sport, with actual contact. lacrosse is a true man's sport and soccer is not, because soccer does not involve contact, it is boring, and a large number of players, from what i can tell, are homosexuals.
Soccer sucks, play lacrosse like a real man.
That soccer player is gay.
That laxer is hip and owns all the soccer players.
A faux sport played by emaciated, effete european boys whom possess no discernable athletic skill.
James: Did you see that pussy britboy saying soccer is the best sport in the world?
Joe : Yeah, how can you even respect that pussy?
1. A sport of grown gay men faking thier injuries
{TAPPED in the back}
Soccer player: AHHHH!!!! SHIT, my lung is in cardiac arrest!