A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of lighting shit on fire for severe reasons, as a vendetta, to declare your love, or just for fun !
"Deck the halls with gasoline
falalalala lalalala
Light a match and watch it gleam
falalalala lalalala
Now the school's burning to ashes
Falala lalala lalala
Arent u glad u played with matches ?
falalalala lalalala!"
"Dude wtf that's arson"
"Christmas arson !"
a pretty way to kill something or someone with fire
I KILLED JIMMY IS A HOUSE FIRE I COMMITED ARSON
It's a crime. Just a crime.
Not a joke (if you make arson jokes you're the most insufferable annoying dipshit to roam earth)
And it's not a name (you aren't cool for naming yourself after a crime)
"Haha let's go commit arson together uwu"
"Shut the fuck up no one likes you emily"
When girls on tiktok's only humor is frogs, worms, commit arson, gay jokes and cults. Even though all of those *can* be funny, they are extremely overused.
Girl: lolz be gay do crime!1!! The tap water turns the frikin frogs gae!!!
Teacher: what does the letter A stand for?
Girl: Arson.
Boy: you're such an Arson Frog Girl.