A fork of Rural Dictionary
a relative who loves to hang out at his cousin or brother's house. also a bum and jobless nincompoop
family member 1: hey, Uncle Matt's here again.
family member 2: gee, that asshole's a fuckin' parasite, a true family asswipe
The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.
That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe
Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.
gay phone: Hi!
iphone: Hello
gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?
iphone: Is your phone broken?
gay phone: HELLO!
iphone: O.O
gay phone: HELLO!
iphone: jeez...
gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!
iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.
That guy from Canada that is obsessed with NASCAR.
"Coles is a Douche McFucktard AssWipe Mcgee , all he talks about is nascar."
1. Toilet paper
2. Another way of calling someone a bitch
1. "Pass me some asswipe"
2. "Your an asswipe"
A complete fucking idiot (my brother). Who is at the same time being an asshole.