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Alberto or MrFlimFlam or Flamingo or Albert is a YouTuber who plays Roblox and screams into his mic and has a foam friend named Felipe. He has also been known to mention depression and suffering.
Guy 1: Hey have you watched Alberto
Guy 2: No
Guy 1:W A T C H H I M
Guy 2: ok
The love of my life. He is kind but quick-witted. He is often quiet, but it never stops him from being a bright and loving presence whom I constantly look forward to seeing. In fact, it only adds to his charm as he never overwhelms me and always brings a sense of calm to my life of anxiety. He is beautiful and handsome to look at. I see his face and feel lucky. He is a one-in-a-million kind of guy. Once he becomes a part of your life, nothing will ever be the same.
I love Alberto.
A big homosexual he loves men
Yea that guy alberto is a sicko
Alberto is a guy with his dick being the size of a tic tac, Alberto is a bitch he would cheat on you no matter what. Usually alberto is a guy with glasses, fish skull shape and smells like sweat. He always plays soccer and is gay for a carlos.
Alberto is so gay
Hes so ugly
wannabee edgar
the Leader of the Shrek fan Club hates SixSwords Drinks way too much Pepsi
Hey did you know about Alberto Holy shit that's the coolest Motherfucker in existence