Country Dictionary

Being no where good.

I was stuck out in Butt Fuck Egypt, w/ Sadam Hussane.

when you think you can handle something but you cant.

"Dude, i got butt fucked by a witch when i drank Ayahuasca!"

When someone is acting worse than a jack off.

Hey Henry, don't be a butt fuck. Right now, your acting worse than a jack off.

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We BUTT FUCKING AT 300mph tonight

To fuck Ones butt with a penis, then suck the fluids remaining out.

To go suck a butt fuck

Term used to describe a place that is far away. Common in SoFla.

"Dammmn Jenny lives in those new houses in Kendall. Thats butt-fucked egypt!!"

When you beer batter your penis and have anal sex with someone.

Marie: "George beer battered his penis before we were about to have sex last night."
Vivian: "Oh he wanted to southern butt fuck."