A fork of Rural Dictionary
/klɪə/ • NOUN
Clare is an amazing person and a wonderful mother. Knowledgable and skilled in almost everything, your local Clare should be your go-to when you need some advice.
Person 1: Hey, man, can you help me with my homework?
Person 2: Sorry, I don’t know anything about that. You should ask Clare.
Clare is a complete bitch she has the biggest dick ever
Guy 1: Clare is such a bitch but she has the biggest dick
a really hot sexy human being who owns the world
hey have you ever met clare jackson?
no but she’s really hot.
to become belligerent and irritable in the face of petty authoritarianism, pedantic administration and officious gatekeeping
Security: "I'm afraid you're not allowed to remove your alcoholic beverage in a plastic tumbler from the venue"
Event attendee: "oh shut up you silly little person"
Security: "Assistance required - this one's about to go full-Clare!"
the greatest, most prettiest, hottest, and best. a literal celebrity.
Look at Clare Janet McGovern, she’s such a Clare Janet McGovern
It is predicted that the grim reaper will come for her on the 27th of May 2023
Person 1- Oh its the 27th of May, 2023
Person 2- RIP Clare Crawford
A guys called Sam mum who is called Clare
Look at that it’s big jugs Clare