A fork of Rural Dictionary
to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour
After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch. His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her. After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos. Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours
my son got fat by the cookie monster
Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.
My sister is a cookie monster.
A jersey boy’s shlong.
“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?” “He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”
Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.
Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.
The act of eating out a girl as fast as Cookie Monster eats cookies
I ate her out cookie monster style