Country Dictionary

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denim castration

Symptom of jeans that fit far too snuggly around the crotch area.

I'm getting a bad case of denim castration from that pair of pants my aunt bought me for Christmas. Remind me to head back to the store and trade them in asap. Before I lose the ability to have children.

by white-boy December 25, 2011

Denim Dan

A man and/or woman avenging a murder or harmful act, wearing only denim.

MAN 1: Hey, I heard you're wife was murdered. I am so sorry.

MAN 2: I'll kill the men that did this if it's the last thing I do.

MAN 1: ...nice denim outfit, Denim Dan.

MAN 2: Oh, thanks.

by PeterVenkman August 08, 2009

Denim Taco

When a girl where her tight jeans hiked so high you'd think they climbed Everest, and the fabric shows off the taco shell underneath.

Another name for camel toe, more specific to tight jeans.

"That girl needs some looser jeans, you can see her denim taco!"

"See that girl over there?"
"Yeah."
"I'm having denim tacos for dinner"

by Ximek February 11, 2014

Denim boner

When the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schlong

Boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?

Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.

Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.

by Rayraymadden June 15, 2014

Denim Jacket Girls

They are a very mean group of girls (normally 2) who give dirty looks. And aren’t known till you have an encounter with them. They are the type of girls who can’t ‘say it with their chest’.

Faiza: Oh look it’s the Denim Jacket Girls we saw yesterday.
Ben: Yea. They called me weird yesterday. Couldn’t even come say it to my face.

by Transitions May 02, 2019

Double Denim Ranga

the name given to the red-headed Deakin uni student who is always spotted wearing denim jeans and a denim jacket(hence double denim)

DDR is also referred to as a legend and is actively the topic of discussion on the Deakin 'stalkerspace'

random 1: i saw Double Denim Ranga today!

random 2: no way! that guy's a legend

random 1: he sure is!

by deakinuniawesomeperson April 21, 2011

boiling denim

pooping on chests

Hey devin, wanna go boil some denim on that retarded woman?
boiling denim

by aefpoainefp September 16, 2011