A fork of Rural Dictionary
~~~definition of goth:
n.
1)A style of rock music that often evokes bleak, lugubrious imagery.
2)A performer or follower of this style of music.
~~~definition of diet/lite:
(lite) adj.
Having less substance
(diet) n.
A regulated selection of foods
*There for diet goth = emo*
like a goth is all dark, an emo isn't as dark as a goth so they are like diet goth like um diet coke it is like crappy coke.......i <3 emos no worries
A drink that is to be ordered after ordering a large, unhealthy meal. As opposed to regular soda, diet soda contains no calories, sodium, carbs or sugar.
I would like 2 double whoppers with cheese, 3 large fries, onion rings, apple pie and a diet coke because I'm watching my weight
(n).(v).(adj). A sexual act nearly synonymous with a Fresca, but the female partner is of a smaller size than the male partner.
(n) "I'll take a Diet Fresca on the rocks" or "Diet Fresca tickles my throat"
(v) "I met this guy last night that I would love to Diet Fresca" or "We Diet Frescaed on your mom's breakfeast table"
(adj) "Only two words can describe that girl, Diet Fresca" or "That man has a bubble butt that is so Diet Fresca"
When you lose weight while on the "snow", or cocaine.
Damn, is Lily on the aspen diet? She is looking like a toothpick!
A diet consisting of no meat or other proteins, and plenty of fruit, honey and other sweet foods, in order to make your sperm taste sweet. Knocks out a woman's main excuse not to swallow your load.
Tom: "Wanna go and get a couple of Big Macs?"
Dan: "No can do, i'm on a blowjob diet"
Man: "You gonna swallow tonight honey?"
Woman: "Eww, no, it tastes disgusting"
Man: "Today's your lucky day, i've been on a blowjob diet"
What to give someone (usually a kid) who has diarrhea:
-Bananas
-Rice
-Apple Sauce
-Toast
This should stop those frequent trips to the bathroom.
My kid's been sick for 3 days. I've been feeding him the BRAT diet so he won't have to run to the bathroom every five minutes.